True Detective is actually REALLY REALLY funny! No seriously guys, I have been scouring the web for funny stuff because that’s what I do best and really I wish there was a job in the newspaper for this because I would totally apply for it. Any who, here is my summary slash the top 10 things I realized after watching our favorite warm and fuzzy show, True Detective.
1. I bet if I drank this I totally would have understood what the hell Carcosa meant!
3. But I bet if Justin Beiber were on the show, he totally would’ve solved that sh*t in 95′, he’s totes smart.
4. Although Rust is an emotionless man, I still kept thinking….
5. And all the guys were like… especially IPC
6. Seriously did you guys notice Lorde’s guest appearance?
7. But like I kept thinking after the show who is going to mow Marty’s lawn now?
8. The word “Flowers” is the best code word for sex. Yah Buddy! Bring on the flowers.
9. It was all a façade they are all serious best friends in real life?! WTF. Now I am mad.
10. But in the end the show was all about LOVE.